I’m really bad at comforting people but I try really hard so if I ever try to comfort you and I’m doing a shitty job just know that my hearts in it. the love doesn’t really translate well
people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me
So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”
If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does.
i told a boy i liked his hair today in class and he laughed a little and could hardly say “thanks” and then buried his head in his hands the second i turned around i think i made him flustered omg
THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING
BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT
JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING
today is bisexual awareness day. be aware of bisexuals. they are out there, and they are dangerous.
before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that
WHY DO WHITE PEOPLE (AND I MEAN WHITE WHITE) ALWAYS COMPLAIN ABOUT PEOPLE TALKING IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES IN PUBLIC
SHUT THE FUCK UP, Y’ALL ARE JUST JEALOUS THAT WE CAN TALK ABOUT SHIT BEHIND YOUR BACKS IN OUR SECRET LANGUAGES AND ALL U GOT IS PIGLATIN
are way ou yay aking may un fay of way ig pay atin lay ??