Hi I'm Stephanie this is my blog RECENTLY READ: i'm in the middle of the Legend Series and it is amazing

I’m really bad at comforting people but I try really hard so if I ever try to comfort you and I’m doing a shitty job just know that my hearts in it. the love doesn’t really translate well

dorkfeyrac:

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

dammitmishaa:

So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”

If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does. 

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believeinprongs:

Can you imagine Harry going to kindergarten and James having to go to the parent-teacher meeting on his own because Lily had to work?

James walks in and he’s surrounded by middle-aged men, some with receding hairlines, some completely bald, some with pot bellies and others…

bombaree:

i told a boy i liked his hair today in class and he laughed a little and could hardly say “thanks” and then buried his head in his hands the second i turned around i think i made him flustered omg

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

bisexualclara:

theladyserket:

today is bisexual awareness day. be aware of bisexuals. they are out there, and they are dangerous.

#*comes out of the shadows rhythmically snapping*

darkknightguardianofgotham:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.

darkknightguardianofgotham:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.

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toodeepforyou:

tits-mcgeeeee:

rayladelasoul:

I can kinda hear the blast in my head when they collide.

Sound doesn’t travel in space. You wouldn’t hear a thing.

then how the fuck do you explain all the sounds in star wars checkmate motherfucker

toodeepforyou:

tits-mcgeeeee:

rayladelasoul:

I can kinda hear the blast in my head when they collide.

Sound doesn’t travel in space. You wouldn’t hear a thing.

then how the fuck do you explain all the sounds in star wars checkmate motherfucker

drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

meanies:

WHY DO WHITE PEOPLE (AND I MEAN WHITE WHITE) ALWAYS COMPLAIN ABOUT PEOPLE TALKING IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES IN PUBLIC
SHUT THE FUCK UP, Y’ALL ARE JUST JEALOUS THAT WE CAN TALK ABOUT SHIT BEHIND YOUR BACKS IN OUR SECRET LANGUAGES AND ALL U GOT IS PIGLATIN

are way ou yay aking may un fay of way ig pay atin lay ??

 
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